Look at the sad, disillusioned look in his eyes. Why would you do this to someone you supposedly love?
Because he will wear it, and you'll have to be the girl who's dating the guy who wears tacky shirts. Don't be that girl.
Gym memberships, nose hair trimmers, deoderant... all good ways to tell your guy he's fat, hairy, and smelly.
Congrats, you've found a way to ruin chocolate.