I think we can ALL agree that Benedict's "Cumberbatch" is definitely just as serious and cold as his face and whimsical hair.
Just one pale, sneaky snake peeking out from behind a thin, black curtain of straightened bush.
It puckers, it's very red, and is just as abrasive as his speaking voice, "Alright?!"
I think it's safe to say, that Hugh's peeper must be very sharp and triangular... and far more dangerous than you would think.
A prickly, sparse landing strip leading down to an immensely veiny pumpernickel.
Remember that bald guy from Whose Line is it Anyway? Colin Mochrie?.. Yeah, his dick.
If you were to flip it over onto its backside, you would find that the tip of his dingus has an uncanny resemblance to that of Guinea Pig mouth.
Seems like the kind of guy whose circumcision didn't take and instead it actually made his foreskin stronger. It then continued to grow over the rest of his body.
His cleft palate was "Take 1" of his circumcision. "Take 2" couldn't have been much better.
Like a thick, long -- wait -- everyone has already seen his dick.
This all just seems mean, doesn't it?