We're pretty sure these balls are safe from Deflategate.

 

1. Ball Chin. (He's a Seahawks fan.)

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Via Funnjunk

2. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

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Via Giphy

 3. Touch his ball, I dare you.

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Via Photobucket

 

4. Josh Duhamel, who has a lot of trouble finding pants that fit.

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Via @joshduhamel