Failed relationships are sad, and it's even worse when they fail live on social media. But you know what they say about a desperate Facebook status: It looks like it's you and your friends' thumbs tonight.

 

Here are a few reasons why you might want to stick to posting about your actual laundry, rather than airing your dirty relationship loads for all of your friends and soon-to-be-ex(s) to see:

 

 1. Because you should probably talk about this next step on the phone first.

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 2. Because someone will always fact check.

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 3. Because it's all fun and games until someone goes to jail.

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4. Because the draw of WOW is just too strong. 

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5. Because... awe damn... her phone...

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