Jamie Dornan, star of the pseudo-BDSM non-porn 'Fifty Shades Of Grey' was a recent guest on the UK's Graham Norton show. Also making an appearance was this full-size Jamie Dornan cake, which looked way more creepy than delicious.

via The Graham Norton Show

A muscular lifesized cake person (complete with edible torture devices) would make me deathly afraid he could come alive and commit horrible acts of violence. That might be some undersexed housewife's deepest fantasy, but it's my worst nightmare.

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