Need a simple, cheap, and effective shortcut to success? Just pretend you have it already. This man is the ultimate testament to "act like you belong." And also "tuxedoed white guys can go anywhere."

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We hope he takes suggestions for his next epic party-crashing escapade. Do the Pentagon! The Mars One shuttle! North Korea!

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