Hey dudes with dicks and a passion for photography, listen up. Getting the right dick pic is an art form, an art form normally relegated to bathrooms with poor lighting and typically an unappreciative audience, but an art form nonetheless. But how does one honor their wang with the perfect dick pic?
Well, thankfully, a girl on Snapchat named Reece laid out a handy guide to ensure that your peen is captured at the best possible angle. For example....
Dick Pic Tip: Roll your eyes back in your head and stick your tongue out, as if to say, "Uugh, all the blood in my body has flowed into my massive flesh rocket. Again!"
Dick Pic Tip: All dicks have a good side and a not so good side. Take photos of the different sides and ask friends and family which side show's off your dick's best traits.
Dick Pic Tip: Put a top hat on your dick or maybe a bowtie. Ya know, something to class up that unwanted dong image you're about to send out into the world.
Dick Pic Tip: Don't be afraid to really use your camera's zoom to show your dick from below. Christopher Nolan uses this technique superbly... just not for dick photos, but whatevs.
Dick Pic Tip: Make sure you really squeeze down on that sack. For a real surprise, pull the camera back and get some taint action in with that sack squeeze.
Dick Pic Tip: No secret here, just let it flop out and that pants hog of yours will do all the talking.
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