Nature has evolved in some crazy ways. Even though it was necessary for survival or whatever, I still hate it. 


1. The Cyclocosmia Spider has a crazy "aztec coin" butt to block it's home from predators.


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2. Pelicans will often eat other smaller birds like bullies with wings.

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3. The Tardigrade, aka "Water Bear" can survive in environments so extreme, we would totes die if we even tried. 

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4. Flatworms are way into penis fencing (it's exactly how it sounds). Whoever loses gets inseminated by the winner, and turns female. 

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5. The Horned lizard squirts blood out of it's eyes to ward off predators.'s the devil.

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