Loaded and looking to do a little online shopping? Amazon will happily take your money! Here are some suggestions that you DEFINITELY won't regret when they show up on your doorstep three days later. 

1. A rubber replica of 5lbs of fat. Because???

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2. 1,500 LIVE ladybugs. You know, for when you something that's kinda cute, but gross at the same time. 

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3. Why wouldn't you want to sleep on a Nic Cage pillowcase?!

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4. Fact: nobody who's ever worn these to a party has been invited to another party. 

 

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5. Do you work or aspire to work in the porn industry? Check out this $1,300 55-gallon drum of lube. 

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