These party rules will make you not want to play the party game in the first place. 

 

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First rule, don't steal the koozies. There has been a real problem with koozies being stolen, so don't do it. Also don't drink and drive, but honestly would rather have you do that than steal a koozie. Don't steal a koozie. 

 

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If you're gonna throw up you better make it look classy as fuck. Cause otherwise you are gonna ruin the aesthetic of the party, which is, "classy as fuck." So don't do that, you ass. 

 

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#13 is too much. So is #1-12

 

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Don't be a "boring bitch." If you get bored, just don't be a bitch, and if you're a bitch, just don't be boring. You can be one of these things but not both. 

 

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#22 GUITAR HERO IS NOT LAME! IT'S NOT, YOU'RE LAME! 

 

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#13 "We is who we is" Yes. Yes we is. 

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Never neglect your hands. 

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These party rules were written so big, ya can't miss em! And you know John Beton is gonna keep everyone in check!

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Can't believe they didn't use, "bitch," in here somewhere. 

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These are on a shirt, so you can never forget them!

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Now this is what I'm talking about. RAGE!!!

 

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