Move over, Assman! These people really want you to know way too much about their personal lives.

 

1. Go ahead, ride her tail. She likes it.

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2. Hit him hard. Harder!

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3. I only like my butt as a friend.

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4. Let's keep both hands on the wheel please, buddy.

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5. And popular. Very, very popular.

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