Well, at least this is a little more agreeable than the normal Bill Cosby sex stuff.
Well, this works if you also have to sing "Nacho Man" while it's happening. Anything's okay as long as there's a Simpsons reference involved.
This is as unbelievable as the idea people actually use the term "slewbag."
Why are these all embeddable? WHO IS EMBEDDING THESE?
Pretty sure the Twitter and Facebook share options could just be retitled "I'm extremely confident that I never want to be employed ever."
This really doesn't feel Chicago-specific. Maybe you should be yelling "Ditka!" or something while it's happening.
Wow, Age of Ultron is a lot darker than the original Avengers.
Also, here's Super Smashturbating. Honestly, a little disappointed that it doesn't involve gamma radiation.
Utah is pretty bland compared to Cleveland, in terms of scat sex at least.
Also known as "ruin one of your parent's days for basically no reason."
WHY DOES THIS BOTHER ME MORE THAN THE CHILI CON QUESO HONEYBUCKET BLUMPKIN?