1. Cosby Sweater

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 Well, at least this is a little more agreeable than the normal Bill Cosby sex stuff.

 

2. Chili con queso Honeybucket blumpkin

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Well, this works if you also have to sing "Nacho Man" while it's happening. Anything's okay as long as there's a Simpsons reference involved.

 

3. Minivan

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This is as unbelievable as the idea people actually use the term "slewbag."

 

4. The Salisbury Swamp Sock

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Why are these all embeddable? WHO IS EMBEDDING THESE?

 

5. Manchurian Handshake

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Pretty sure the Twitter and Facebook share options could just be retitled "I'm extremely confident that I never want to be employed ever."

 

6. Chicago Snowstorm

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This really doesn't feel Chicago-specific. Maybe you should be yelling "Ditka!" or something while it's happening. 

 

7. Smashturbating

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Wow, Age of Ultron is a lot darker than the original Avengers.

Also, here's Super Smashturbating. Honestly, a little disappointed that it doesn't involve gamma radiation.

 

8. Utah Standoff

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Utah is pretty bland compared to Cleveland, in terms of scat sex at least.

 

9. Suicide Wank

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Also known as "ruin one of your parent's days for basically no reason."

 

10. Javelin

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WHY DOES THIS BOTHER ME MORE THAN THE CHILI CON QUESO HONEYBUCKET BLUMPKIN?