Okay, Mr. Terrorist. We've crammed every head of state in the free world into one room together and we now have you on a big screen overhead. Proceed when ready.
Mwahahaha. Clever play on words, eh, Mr. President?
Clever comeback, Mr. Terrorist!
Touché, Mr. President. Childish riddle that isn't remotely realistic for this scenario?
Quit stalling! What are your demands?
Not so fast. First let me tell you my lengthy back story about how I was wronged 20 years ago and have been secretly plotting my revenge ever since! Now you must pay!
I'm sorry for your loss. This isn't the answer.
You can't talk your way out of this! Pay me $100 billion!
You have two hours! Mwahahahaha!
What are we going to do?
Send in the supporting actors!
Another play on words, eh, Mr. President?
You're supposed to be dead!
I'm not! Mwahahaha! Now I want $200 billion! And I started a countdown! And I have your daughter! Mwahahaha!
Send in the lead actor!
Well Mr. President? The clock is ticking!
Okay we'll pay! Just stop the clock!
Okay! Actually, on second thought....no! Mwahahaha.
Mwahaha....hey wait a minute...
Hey Mr. Terrorist, clever catchphrase/title of the movie! PUNCH!
Daughter! Lead actor, how can I ever repay you?
Meaningless cliché, Mr. President, meaningless cliché.