Scientists have long believed that our universe was a vast landscape made up of chaotic matter. Hahahahahaha, silly scientists. Bill Nye has revealed that the universe is actually just a giant cosmic Pintrest board for white women to pin their hopes and dreams to.
So, the universe really IS telling you that you should buy those flats you on the way to work last week. Wow, Neil Degrasse Tyson must feel, like, really stupid right now.