When I think of Bagpipes the first thing that comes to my mind is a couple of Scottish dudes in kilts at a funeral. However, you can see that AC/DC understands that things aren't always as they seem. Guitar solos might not be fashionable nowadays, so how about BAGPIPE solos? They also might not be fashionable, but, like, we won't know til we try, right? MORE BAGPIPE SOLOS!
The only times you'll probably hear a theremin now-a-days is when people are making fun of old horror or sci-fi movies, and to be fair, I can't blame them, it's a super spooky instrument. But ya know, it's kind of used like a synthesizer in this Beach Boys song. I can definitely imagine a kick drum pounding over it while Nicki Minaj is rapping about her butthole or something.
Ya' know how like movies always kind of have that same song playing in every trailer? It's like there are some bands made entirely for the purpose of trailers, like Imagine Dragon or Mumford and Sons. Well, just picture this... Instead of guitars, ALL SITARS. Am I right? Tell me I'm right. I'm right. Tell me.
Stop being so stupid everyone? This is the most sensual and exciting instrument ever! Even President Clinton, historically the most sensual president of all, plays the sax! I don't care if it was really popular in the 70's and 80's. Some idiots stopped using it like a bunch of dumb idiots, and then some idiots followed them and the instrument has virtually disappeared from pop music.
I'm not even going to name genres. This instrument should be used in nearly every song in some way or the other.
I mean, come on Zooey Deschanel, I know you have one of these in your purse at all times. Just pull one out on the next She & Him record. Maybe Starbucks will notice, since they're always selling your albums, they're bound to have have their own brand of kazoos! It'll catch on, I swear.
Organs are totally church instruments and there is no way around that. But, how easy would it be for Coldplay just to switch out a piano for an organ? Like, seriously it seems like such an easy thing to do. Stop being so lazy Coldplay, get an organ going.
Who else is tired of the fact that there is not enough pirate or elvish sounding music in Pop Music?! I mean, think about how popular Game of Thrones is! And yet, not a single band has stepped up to capitalize on it? How long is it going to be until Taylor Swift starts playing the flute? I want answers, and I want them now!
Miley, come on. It's phallic, just use it on stage.