In 2012, Pizza Hut rolled out their Hot Dog Stuffed Crust Pizza, a Frankenstein-ish creation that took hot dogs and pizza and fused them together in the name of fast food science. It was a glorious/horrifying moment -- depending on how you look at mutant fast food -- but alas, it wasn't meant for the waiting faceholes of the hard-working 'murican people. No, sadly the Hot Dog Stuffed Crust Pizza -- or Dogzza as I prefer to call it -- was limited to Australia, South Korea, and Canada.
TIMES ARE A CHANGING!
Now, for the first time in our nation's great history, Dogzza will be available in the land of the free. (Cue patriotic U-S-A chant.)
The item is set to make its American debut on June 18th, so we can likely expect a surge in heart attacks by June 20th.
An American commercial hasn't been made yet, so in the meantime please enjoy this version set in what looks like NYC, but with people speaking in Aussie accents.