Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
15 Animals That Will Straight Up Steal Your Shit
June 12, 2015
And they're not sorry about it.
1. Especially if you have some to spare
2. Even if you're bigger than them
3. They'll take things you didn't know you'd miss
4. They'll try, even if they don't get very far
5. They might even try to steal your baby...
6. They'll disappear with your things into the night
7. When you're tired and defenseless...
8. But they'll take things when you're alert, too
9. Things you really need
10. Even if you've worked really hard for them
11. They'll take it out from under your nose
12. They'll pull it out from under your feet
13. Just for the sake of stealing
14. They'll just take and take
15. So you'd better watch your back
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.