Click right to see if you've found yourself a special gal!
Find a girl who has her own life and isn't obsessed with yours. This girl will continue to exist even when you aren't around to witness it.
This girl will take out giant ceremonial scissors and cut through the bullshit. When she walks into her office, people cower in fear from the truth she's going to dump on incompetent employees. Did you just serve her some nonsense? She's going send it back to the kitchen and ask for a full cash refund.
All those other girls are buzzkill salad-eaters that care about being "healthy" or "thin" (So dumb! No cushion for the pushin', who wants to stick their dick in a couch frame?!) ... or are disgusting obese whales who should be exiled from dating websites because they drink LARGE SODAS. Like, ew, why do those girls even exist that we have to look at their repulsive bodies?
Even though you're very good at giving the sex, all those other ladies are all "Ugh, but I have headache and work tomorrow?" or "Sigh, I guess I'll have sex with you now but not until after I read my dumb vagmag on 10 Ways to Please a Man."
She thinks women should be able to vote and drive a car (not well though AMIRITE) but this girl can ACTUALLY TAKE A JOKE. Like when you say "Go make me a sammie," she knows you're joking and laughs at your goodmanjokes, which are always good.
You know you've found a keeper when she has valid interests, like you. This girl likes lacrosse. WHOA. Who is this girl even, and can I get her number? She also likes obscure videogames? Are you sure she's even a GIRL?
All those other girls are interested in dumbshit:
shopping : How is this FUN? Just buy a shirt and get outta there. Why are they always buying clothes that they are just gonna wear?!
fruity mixed drinks : nonbrown alcohol?! ... ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!??!?! DRINK THE RIGHT COLOR ALCOHOL!
dumb music: Ukuleles are dumb tweeshit, but metal guitars are goodrealmusicshit. If a 12 year-old girl could enjoy your music, you should probably die and spend eternity in Bad Music Hell.
All those other girls are just like those B-plot characters you saw in an episode of an ABC Family Original Christmas special, but this one is a real human with complexity and depth, so you might actually like her!!?!?!!!