Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
20 Animals That Are High as SHIIIIIIIIT
July 16, 2015
1. "It's 4:20 somewhere amiright"
2. "Are we hot boxing or wut?"
3. "Take my keys man I'm way too fucked up to drive"
4. "Dude that new Sigur Ros album BLEW my mind"
5. "I'm so over this dry mouth bullshit"
6. "Shit does Mom kno I'm high?"
7. "Yo who's tryna freestyle right now?"
8. "what if my life is the Truman Show and everyone is watching my every move and like all my friends are just actors?!?!?!? fuck!!!!!"
9. "Just ordered wings. hmu on venmo"
10. "EVERYONE SHUT UP I think I finally understand the bookshelf thing in Interstellar"
11. "2013 was my best Bonnaroo"
12. "You sure that phone alarm wasn't a cop siren????????"
13. "we at Wendy's yet?"
14. "You ever wonder, like, if the genie from Aladdin had to answer to some higher calling? Like, he's GOTTA believe in something bigger than himself, you know?"
15. "Chef boyardee is my spirit animal"
16. "Wait what we were just talking about?"
17. "Someone call me an Uber before I pass out"
18. "The Planet Earth movies are s00000 d000pe"
20. "That purple urkle strain got me like :o"
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