Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
12 Criminals Who Clearly Have No Idea What They're Doing
August 10, 2015
Crime doesn't pay. Especially for these people.
1. Damn clean doors!
2. Man! I really wanted that case of beer
3. Ugh, scratchy ski mask
4. I don't know what he wanted, but it must have been barely average
5. Seemed like a good idea at the time
6. And your new WWE Champion by DQ is...
8. Who'da thunk that roof was so weak
9. Good dog!
10. Jim Ross voice "By God Almighty! He's killed him!"
11. Who sneaks up on people with a shotgun?
Never forget, always make sure the crime is worth what you're stealing
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