Ice-T is the best thing about watching Law & Order: SVU. The guy is constantly taken aback by criminals' actions, yet always manages to explain them in the most gangster way possible. Tumblr LiarTownUSA compiled a series of Ice-T screeshots superimposed with fictional lines that prove nobody in the SVU unit has seen more shit than T. 

It's imperative you read these in the voice of Ice-T for best results.