No room for a pool in the yard? Put it in the street!
No money for a pool? Dig a pit! Get all yr friends to help and then stand around when you jump in!
You don't need water to enjoy a pool!
A truck can be a pool! Easy!
No AC? No problem!
Spend at day at the pool without ever logging offline.
Want to go on a thrilling deep sea adventure but low on funds? No problem, get your friend to be the shark!
Take turns livin' the high life of a one-percenter by being each other's ottoman!
One man's trash can is that same man's pool earlier in the day!
Oh no, you beefed it.