They are judging your life.
They are eating your money and WRITING NOTES!
The machines are demanding love.
They are sabotaging your hydration attempts.
They are pulling a clever scheme to make cold hard cash off of you.
THIS NOTE IS NOT A JOKE!
The calculators are trolling you.
The ATMs are trolling you.
THE CAMERAS ARE COMMUNICATING!!
VENDING MACHINES ARE NOW TAKING YOUR FOOD!