Drunk people should really only talk to other drunk people. Because communicating with a sober person after throwing back repeated long island ice teas is never advised. Especially, if that person is the gatekeeper in deciding whether or not you pass a class. 

Example A) This dum-dum who got wasted and sent out an email telling his professor what he REALLY thinks of him. 

drunk email to professor

Smooth, Patrick Davidson. Truly a beautiful email composed by an undoubtedly great intellectual mind. 

And now "motherfuckn g" Mr. Martin's response. 

drunk email to professor

Keep slayin Mr. Martin and good yard to all.