Drunk people should really only talk to other drunk people. Because communicating with a sober person after throwing back repeated long island ice teas is never advised. Especially, if that person is the gatekeeper in deciding whether or not you pass a class.
Example A) This dum-dum who got wasted and sent out an email telling his professor what he REALLY thinks of him.
Smooth, Patrick Davidson. Truly a beautiful email composed by an undoubtedly great intellectual mind.
And now "motherfuckn g" Mr. Martin's response.
Keep slayin Mr. Martin and good yard to all.