1. Spiders make moms hurt their kids.

Spiders Make Moms Look Bad

via NBC New York

2. Spiders make natural disasters somehow worse.

Spiders

via The Telegraph

3. Spiders make erections bad.

Viagra

via Daily Mail

4. If you eat spiders (terrifying), they also taste bad. 

Grapes

via Oldham Evening Chronicle

5. Spiders like to photobomb.

Photobomb  

via BBC News