If you haven't heard by now, a rat was seen dragging a slice of pizza down some subway stairs -- because life in NYC is EXACTLY like the Ninja Turtles movie. Oh, and before you ask, hell yeah that rat folded his pizza when he ate it, cuz that's how real New Yawkers do it!
As expected with any meme that comes to life, Twitter was quick to jump on Pizza Rat's fame. If Papa Johns doesn't sign this rat to at least a six-commercial deal, they're losing out on advertising gold!
My manager just called. Pizza Rat signed with William Morris. I really thought CAA was gonna get him.-- Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) September 21, 2015
Some exec right now is trudging through the NYC subway tunnels trying to find a rat to monetize #PizzaRat-- Morgan Evans (@totallymorgan) September 21, 2015
pizza rat is funny until u realize that pizza is all he has time to eat while working the 2 jobs needed to survive in nyc :(-- Desus Nice (@desusnice) September 21, 2015
Huckabee frantically getting himself photographed kind of near Pizza Rat, keeps refreshing polls-- Dan Hopper (@DanHopp) September 21, 2015
Dear #PizzaRat, It doesn't last. Enjoy it while you can. Sincerely, Arizona llama-- Dan Primack (@danprimack) September 21, 2015
y'all went straight to the memes and never considered pizza rat is just trying to feed his four, adopted turtle sons.-- neil mccauley (@the_blueprint) September 21, 2015
I don't want to get too involved in this #PizzaRat thing but shouldn't he be called "coolratwithgoodtaste"???-- Aidy Bryant (@aidybryant) September 21, 2015
Just talked to the pizza rat and he thinks the dress is white and gold.-- Jake Fogelnest (@jakefogelnest) September 21, 2015
the original pizza rat pic.twitter.com/wOQlXbCmFK-- lauren yap (@itslaurenyap) September 21, 2015
You just know that it's only a matter of time before Chuck E. Cheese has his lawyers send a cease and desist letter to Pizza Rat.