1. Because every fence needs a window.
2. Because walking is for humans.
3. Because who needs a purse when you can wear your dog as a purse?
4. Because Halloween is right around the corner.
5. Pawlish- O.P.I. brand pet nail polish...
because FiFi's nails need to be on fleek.
6. Because why pick up warm poop when you can pick up cold poop?
7. Because cleaning the house is hard.
8. Because why take Fido outside when he can run on a doggie treadmill inside?
9. Because every cat should smell like bergamot and mandarin.
10. Because dogs deserve $25 dollar fancy delivery too.