THE AGENCY GUY Im from Connecticut I excelled at the Ivy League school I attended, especially in Business Frat frat frat, rowing rowing rowing I like to wear collared shirts under crewneck sweaters that look vintage, but really I just bought them at Diesel for 700 I now work in an agency, famous person, famous person, famous person You should hang out with me I know famous person, famous person, famous person Agency


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