handjob

Some things in life are far worse than death, like over-the-pants handjobs. Nobody likes them and frankly, they're downright terrifying. This is exactly what makes them fit for the subject of a horror movie trailer spoof. 

Owen Benjamin and Bennet Silverman concocted the idea for this terrifying tale about a girl who died giving a dry handy and has come back from the dead to haunt some coeds in a remote cabin in the woods. It'll scare you... stiff. *hits cymbal and walks out*

Good luck getting that doll boner out of your head.