C'mon, admit it, selfie sticks are dumb you feel like a dipstick using one in public. "But I how else am I supposed to get a group shot without asking another human to take the picture?!" SOLUTION: selfie arms.
Selfie arms are giant prosthetic arms that you attach to your real arms to give the impression that you're not using a selfie stick. People will just think you have abnormally long arms and are a real-life version of Stretch Armstrong. No more looking like a fool for you!
You may need to have all your shirts custom made from now on, but that's just the selfie price you'll have to pay.
Nope, this doesn't look dumb at all.