1. Connected Universe

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The Marvel-verse and other properties have been making a big deal about having a "connected universe" of films - basically a set of movies that aren't necessarily sequels, but all take place in the same world, where characters can appear in all kinds of movies, sometimes being the star, and sometimes being a supporting character.

Why doesn't porn do the same thing? Sometimes Loosey Loo is the star, getting DP'd by Jahnny Shaftful and Dugg Dickhard, and the next film follows the fallout from her cuckolded husband Lance Ass divorcing her, and she falls into the arms of her best friend and confidante, Jemma Knoxx, for some POV dildo action, while another film follows Lance Ass and their unseen child's 9 babysitters. You can still have basically the same stable of porn movies, but connecting them and giving them a continuous narrative in a fleshed out connected universe would make the world feel real, ya know?

Plus, then all the characters can come together [Ed. note: ;)] for a big Avengers-style fuckfest, where they all have to fuck each other in order to save the world from Loki, who plans to also fuck everyone.

 

2. Prequels

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Okay, so we know the marriage of Loosey Loo and Lance Ass is on the rocks, given neither seems to be too keen on honoring their marital vows and both seem to be sleeping with A LOT of babysitters, but how did they first meet? What it was like when they went on their first date? What it was like when they first fell in love? What was it like when they first fucked on a couch in a weirdly bare mansion in a really uncomfortable looking position while Loosey made extremely unbelievable sounding orgasm noises THE ENTIRE TIME while Lance's balls kept getting focused on even though they look weirder than normal balls?

Finally, we can know!

 

3. Post-Credits Teaser

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Once you're done with a porn, you're DONE with it. I mean, what's the point? You've already, uhhhhh, done the thing you came to do. Which....is a word in the last sentence (see if you can figure out which one!). But that's just because they're not INVESTING you in the universe enough.

So Jahnny Shaftful has just ejaculated on the bare breasts of his teacher, Saruh Skwirtz....but what happens next? You think the film is over....but then the film cuts to Saruh, Jahnny, Lance Ass, and Tugg Hondjab all enjoying some schwarma.

Then they all fuck the schwarma delivery guy, because, hey, you gotta expect that to happen.