Think your name is bad? Well, it's probably not worse than this Australian guy's whose legal name is 'Phuc Dat Bich.' Go ahead and laugh, I'll wait.
Done? Good. Phuc's name is actually pretty common in Vietnam, but he's repeatedly had his Facebook account shut down because his name sounds like a crass line from a 2 Live Crew song. His name is actually pronounced "Phoop Dook Bic" but in the eyes of Facebook and probably every human on Earth who's ever seen his I.D. he's well, you know... Obviously, he's a little tired of explaining this for probably the millonith time.
Let this be a reminder that whatever goofy name your hippie parents gave you probably isn't as bad is you think. It could be much WORSE.