Remember sweet little Kevin McCallister? The kid just wanted some cheese pizza and ended up having to defend his home against two bumbling burglars.
Sweet little Kevin is no more.
We now know the toll that being deserted by his parents took on poor Kevin's psyche and it ain't pretty. 2015 Kevin is now a twisted psycho who still carries with him the weight of crossing paths with the Wet Bandits as an innocent 9-year old.
If only Kevin's mom had just given the kid a couple slices of damn cheese pizza this all could have been avoided.