Desperate times call for desperate measures, but these people just took it to a whole new level. 

 

1.

toilet paper desperate

via StuffHobbes

2.

avocado desperate

via EightyFourRands 

3.

kayak the beer store

via yourpretendgirlfriend

4.

resume please hire m e

 via ManHuman

5.

ceiling titty desperate

via HikariEmi

 

6.

showed you my dick answer me snapchat

via tehhuntorr