You could play it safe and give your significant other a boring old box of drug store chocolates for Valentine's Day. But wouldn't they prefer a chocolate baby head or anus instead?

1. Yep, that's a chocolate mold of somebody's anus. 

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2. White chocolate baby heads with dead eyes? Uh, sure I guess. 

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3. Chocolate Mario Lopez? Cut me off a slab of that A.C. Slater!

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4. That would be a severed chocolate arm with the Axe logo. 

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