Fans have been clamoring for the character Deadpool to host Saturday Night Live, because, um, that's just what some people choose to do with their time. So Ryan Reynolds took a page out of Kanye West's book and recorded a trashy celebrity "rant" as Deadpool that explains why he won't be hosting SNL. It's a tragic reminder that fame can do ugly things to a person. Including a superhero.
But don't despair! This doesn't count out Ryan Reynolds, an actual human person who can actually host SNL, from hosting SNL*. Keep up the good fight, internet fanboys. Remember it worked for Betty White.
(*A second time, that is. You might be excited to know Reynolds already hosted in 2009.)