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Kanye West, in the midst of a rant surrounding his latest album's release on Tidal and his fashion business ventures (and a very secret message), casually mentioned that he was 53 million dollars in personal debt. Hell, he went so far as to publicly beg Mark Zuckerberg to give him a billion dollars.

Luckily, the irony of a boastful, ego-centric celebrity millionaire publicly complaining about money troubles didn't escape many, and a few businesses decided to hilariously troll Kanye with job offers:


Pizza Hut (well, the UK branch) thought that Kanye needed to take his job application to them a LITTLE more seriously...

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Multiple porn sites had some advice and generous offers for Yeezy...

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The Game made Kanye an offer that you'd think he couldn't refuse...

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And finally, the Philadelphia Police Department told Kanye about a job opening and EVEN gave him a lovingly photoshopped version of his potential future...

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Until then, please donate to this needy celebrity through the GoFundMe set up in his honor. Gotta keep Kim Kardashian dressed in furs somehow, right?