Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
I Think My Drug Dealer May Be Hitting On Me
March 21, 2016
I think my weed dealer may be hitting on me. It all started a week ago with this text exchange:
I didn't think much it, but then this happened:
That part made me feel weird, and it just got worse from there:
I was starting to feel uncomfortable....but I also wanted weed. I decided to keep using him, but I just wanted to make sure I wasn't missing something:
I thought that was it but then this happened:
I never should have doubted you Do-Nut
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.