Some may consider puns the lowest form of humor and they are not entirely wrong. But it takes a big person to admit that "yeah, I like puns. So what? Wanna fight about it? Come over here and I'll give you a real good PUNch to the face."
it was the busta rhymes, it was the wursta rhymes-- mustard (@nice_mustard) August 23, 2012
Can't stop writing my memoir. Story of my life.-- Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) July 22, 2015
MAN- I have acute pain in my chest-- Geoffrey Asmus (@filthyson) December 29, 2015
DOC- How cute?
MAN- Corgi in a little sweater
DOC- Dear God, you have five minutes to live
I'm giving up autocorrect for Lend-- Megan Amram (@meganamram) February 17, 2016
Dentist: hm looks like you have a cavity. a big gaping hole-- Toler Wolfe (@oswolfe) January 27, 2016
Me: oh no where
Dentist: *touches heart* right here
Me: what is this about
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