You might as well just hand your wallet over now, because there's no way these marketing tactics can be ignored. 

1. Now if only there were a tiny Commissioner Gordon waiting next to every one...

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2. This is some Saul Goodman-level genius lawyering.

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3. Break me off a piece of that ME-TAL BENCH!

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4. Ah, bulletproof glass, you say? Let's see if it's KICK-PROOF!

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