Can we just get rid of this garbage day already? How about a second Halloween or extra Labor Day? Everyone likes free candy and a day off from work. 

What we don't need is another day of this...

1. Good job, you've now wasted precious Sriracha and delicious donuts. 

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2. Sleep is one of life's greatest joys, don't be a dick. 

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3. What they don't show is the part where he slips and cracks his skull open.

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4. Air horns are terrible, just stop it. 

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5. Again, air horns are terrible and no good can come from them. 

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