Why are you looking at this?? ARE YOU SICK, MAN? Come on now. Go do something productive, you masochist. (Just kidding, please keep torturing youself, we actually enjoy it.)

1. If you follow the instructions there's no way you'll mess this up. 

gross drawing of splinter

via funnyjunk

2. Eye uh, eye don't like this at all. 

gross photo with wasp

via humblerodent

3. But you definitely would, right?

disgusting toes

via Sprintingmoose

4. It's just a little splinter, no biggie. 

gross photo splinter

via kryptonik_

5.This do anything for you?

gross gif

via kryptonik_