Oh yeeeeah baby, put it ALL in my mouth! All of that excess pizza, that is.
Ooo honey you know JUST how I like to receive credit for basic etiquette while still being lazy.
Oh yeah! RIGHT THERE! WE GET TO BE HAMMERED TOGETHER WITHOUT SPENDING A BUTTLOAD AT A BAR AND ARGUING ABOUT HOW MUCH OF A TIP IS APPROPRIATE!
Oh my god you are so f***ing hot, not making me pause this awesome show just because you have diarrhea.
I have never been so hard in my life.
Ohhhh yeah that's the spot, continued lack of responsibility for another human's life, ooohhh yeah.
Ohhhh my godddddddd yessssss that means the Starbucks giftcard I got you won't look shitty yesssssss HARDER HARDER
KEEP GOING KEEP GOING KEEP GOING
OHHHH YEAH YES YES YES THAT MEANS I CAN GET PINEAPPLE AND ONION YESSSSSS
Thank god, I am so tired and gassy from all that pizza. A promise of no sex is honestly the sexiest thing anyone could have said in this moment.