Go on the New York subway at any given point, and you're bound to see some weirdos. And that's just what The Chortle aimed to recreate by sending a dude underneath the Big Apple with a series of books that should probably make everyone else on the train a little uncomfortable (although not as uncomfortable as the homeless guy taking a dump on the L train earlier today).

Although, honestly, I'd love to read a few of these.

Fake Book Cover GWB 911 Conspiracy

Fake Book Cover 101 penis lengthening tips

Fake Book Cover Slut Shaming Your Baby

1,000 places to see before your executed by ISIS

Fake Book Cover Mein Kampf

Fake Book Cover Ass Eating Made Simple

Time to visit my local library and make some very awkward requests!