From a literary standpoint, these descriptions are as vibrantly written as they are disgusting. So, really, I guess this could be considered a work of horrific art that no one ever wants but here you go anyway, chumlicker. Go ahead and pour bleach in your eyes now.

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WTF Descriptions vagina looks like punched lasagna

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WTF Descriptions Mom sucks snot out of kids nose

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WTF Descriptions what if your nipples disappeared?

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WTF Descriptions zookeeper licks monkey butt

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WTF Descriptions rootin tootin jamaican raspberry

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