It's times like these when list of go-to excuses would come in handy. 

1. I guess you could say this guy found himself in a STICKY situation (hits drum cymbol).

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2. This is going to set him back on losing his virginity by at least four years. 

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3. That new personal record might not be worth it. 

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4. I hope somebody at least brought him some chips and salsa while he was stuck. 

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5. I feel bad for the amount of phone calls this lady probably gets from concerned parents. 

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