It's times like these when list of go-to excuses would come in handy.
1. I guess you could say this guy found himself in a STICKY situation (hits drum cymbol).
2. This is going to set him back on losing his virginity by at least four years.
3. That new personal record might not be worth it.
4. I hope somebody at least brought him some chips and salsa while he was stuck.
5. I feel bad for the amount of phone calls this lady probably gets from concerned parents.
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