As if approaching your significant other about your secret sexual fetish wasn't enough, then comes something even more nerve-wracking: the anticipation. It was always something you secretly thought about, but never thought would happen in the real world - so you never really thought through the reality of the situation.

Let's say, for instance, your fetish is eating ass. Did you ever think about ACTUALLY eating ass? The ass isn't inherently something you'd wanna put your mouth, right? RIGHT?!


Be careful what you wish for.