We didn't know the phrase "ya'll need Jesus" could actually apply to a CHURCH. But, as God as our witness, these churches have come up with some seriously bizarre ways to get you to join their faith and we're all left here scratching our adulterous noggins. 

After further inspection, we think we're gonna side with Satan on this one. 



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