Thomas the Tank Engine is a nice, gentle train who stars in a children's TV show. So, naturally, the internet saw fit to corrupt him and turn him into a source of nightmare fuel for an entire generation.

CHOO CHOO, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!



1. Welcome to the modding world of Fallout 4, where Thomas the Tank Engine has been turned into a blood-spattered murder-robot

8 Times Thomas the Tank Engine Was Too WTF For This World

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2. Thomas the Tank Engine is a sad reminder of the dangers of meth

8 Times Thomas the Tank Engine Was Too WTF For This World

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3. Speaking of mods, one of the most infamous ones in history - Thomas the Tank Engine replacing the dragons in Skyrim

8 Times Thomas the Tank Engine Was Too WTF For This World

For a more complete look, check out this video.

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4. THE TERRIBLE TRUTH ABOUT THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE

8 Times Thomas the Tank Engine Was Too WTF For This World

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5. So...Thomas the Tank Engine being taken to Guantanamo Bay for waterboarding?

8 Times Thomas the Tank Engine Was Too WTF For This World

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6. Uh....wut.

8 Times Thomas the Tank Engine Was Too WTF For This World

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7. WHAT IS GRANDMA DOING?! WHY IS THOMAS SMILING?!!?!

8 Times Thomas the Tank Engine Was Too WTF For This World

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8. Not even a children's TV show about a friendly train named Thomas can survive the corruption of the internet.

8 Times Thomas the Tank Engine Was Too WTF For This World

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And, because WHY NOT?, here are some goths raving to the Thomas the Tank Engine theme: