Disney movies present simple tales of good vs. evil, of true love triumphing over all obstacles, and of really helpful animal critters.

Unfortunately, real life doesn't exactly follow the same rules...




Disney Movies vs Real Life

Was your first kiss with your significant other a soaring, perfect embrace....or was it more of a sloppy, kinda awkward, way-too-much-tongue mess? Probably the second one.



Disney Movies vs Real Life

JUST BECAUSE YOU MARRIED MY DAD DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOUR BULLSHIT, LINDA. I'M GOIN' TO THE BALL AND YOU CAN SUCK IT.



Disney Movies vs Real Life

Mirror mirror, on the wall...why's my left boob kinda small? Also, ew, another pimple? C'mon, mirror, gimme a break.



Disney Movies vs Real Life

It'd be real swell if nature were as kind and friendly as it is in Pocahontas or Bambi, instead of the uncomfortable, dangerous, allergy-ridden nightmare it is in real life.



Disney Movies vs Real Life

Unless you have Princess Jasmine's EXACT singing voice, no one wants to hear you sing in public.



Disney Movies vs Real Life

Sure, real life isn't a Disney movie - but real, genuine true love DOES exist.



Disney Movies vs Real Life

Even though life isn't a fairy tale, you can still have a happily ever after...with burritos.




Check out more artwork by Paul Westover here!