Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Disney Movies vs Real Life
May 25, 2016
Disney movies present simple tales of good vs. evil, of true love triumphing over all obstacles, and of really helpful animal critters.
Unfortunately, real life doesn't exactly follow the same rules...
Was your first kiss with your significant other a soaring, perfect embrace....or was it more of a sloppy, kinda awkward, way-too-much-tongue mess? Probably the second one.
JUST BECAUSE YOU MARRIED MY DAD DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOUR BULLSHIT, LINDA. I'M GOIN' TO THE BALL AND YOU CAN SUCK IT.
Mirror mirror, on the wall...why's my left boob kinda small? Also, ew, another pimple? C'mon, mirror, gimme a break.
It'd be real swell if nature were as kind and friendly as it is in Pocahontas or Bambi, instead of the uncomfortable, dangerous, allergy-ridden nightmare it is in real life.
Unless you have Princess Jasmine's EXACT singing voice, no one wants to hear you sing in public.
Sure, real life isn't a Disney movie - but real, genuine true love DOES exist.
Even though life isn't a fairy tale, you can still have a happily ever after...with burritos.
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Beauty and the Beast
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